The joys of a clean home…
After a painstakingly long search, I recently found someone new to clean my home. The last three people I had lined up all fell through the cracks. It just so happens that this person is a slim 5′10" 26-year old Polish blonde woman named Jolanda. I pride myself on being an equal opportunity employer where hiring is done blindly of race, sex and body type. Since Jolanda was hired over the phone, I am confident the federal authorities will let this one pass. Needless to say though, I wasn’t upset when she arrived.
Since my search lasted so long, I was living the life of a bachelor in an apartment that hadn’t been properly cleaned for months. I forgot how nice it is to have a clean, fresh-smelling home. It brightens your entire day. I’ve posted a photo here to illustrate. For those of you who haven’t seen the new do, this photo serves a double purpose….look closely in the mirror.
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You’re post reminds me of two different Seinfeld episodes - one where George gets fired for sleeping with the cleaning lady at work and another when Jerry dates his cleaning lady but still has to pay her to clean. Good luck!
“The cleaning lady wiped the floor with me.”
These comments made me think of “I swept with the cleaning lady” said in Donald Duck voice;)
Hey Jolanda!
What do you do when the dishwasher breaks? Slap the bi^ch. Just kidding. Cleaning assistants are indispensable to the modern american professional and should never be trivialized.